Business Jokes

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle


A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.


A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.


A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban


A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.


A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin D. Roosevelt


A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.


A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.


A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library.


A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing."