Bumper Sticker Jokes

Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!


Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?


Life is too complicated in the morning.


All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.


The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography


Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.


My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.


Ask me about my vow of silence.


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