Bumper Sticker Jokes

If you are psychic - think "HONK"


If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!


You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!


Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!


You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!


Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.


My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom


Grow your own dope, plant a man.


All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.