Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.




Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.




Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.




Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?




Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?

A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."




Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.




Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".