Blonde Jokes

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?

A: They can't remember the number.




Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?

A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.




Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: "What's a lightbulb?"




Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"




Q: How do you get rid of blondes?

A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.




Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10

bill. Who picks it up?

A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.




Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10

bill. Who picks it up?

A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.