Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes.




Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen.




Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's writing on the white-out.




Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it.




Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.




Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.




Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.