Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the owl, owl?


A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!





Q: What is a polygon?


A: A dead parrot!





Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?


A: The parrots of Penzance!





Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?


A: A firequaker!





Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?


A: Hide and Speak!





Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?


A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!





Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?


A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!





Q: What is the definition of Robin?


A: A bird who steals!





Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?


A: When they're going cheap!