Music Jokes

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.




Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?

A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.




Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.




Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?

A: They make great anchors!




Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.




Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.




Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: You can turn off a chainsaw.




Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.




Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?

A: You can tune a Harley.




Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?

A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.




Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.




Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.




Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.




Q: What is the most seldom heard comment made of banjo players?

A: "Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"




Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.