Aviation Jokes

Acronyms for International Airlines


Italy


ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival


ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia




Britain


BOAC = Better on a camel



Belgium


SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again




Pakistan


PIA = Please, Inform Allah




Yugoslavia


JAT = Joke About Time




Pacific Western Airlines


PWA = Pray While Aloft


PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines




Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.