Holiday Jokes

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Sweating his fat away

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Water-skis on his sleigh



Never have a white Christmas

When you in Melbourne live

Wearing hot pants on the beach

When you your presents give




Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Sweating his fat away

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,

Water-skis on his sleigh




Chestnuts roasting on the sidewalk

Castles in the sand

Eating ice-cream, having good talks

Warm Christmas, isn't that grand?