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Voicemail Jokes

Location: Clean Jokes ► Voicemail Jokes ► Answering Machine Message 256
Answering Machine Message 256

(For Shakespeare lovers only:)

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,

So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.

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