Marriage Jokes

One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage.

"Well," his friend says, "you can always have an affair."

"I can't do that! I will always be faithful to her." the troubled man replies.

"If you convince her to let you do it, and then it won't be cheating."

The man agrees to give it a try. The next time his wife seems to be in a very good mood he shares the idea with her that a new partner would add excitement.

"Honey," his wife says, "that won't help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it."

Submitted by Anonymous