Blind Jokes

There are five floors. A couple who just got married lives on the first floor, a couple that just got engaged lives on the second floor,a couple that just had a baby lives on the third floor, a blind man lives on the fourth floor, and an old lady lives on the fifth floor.
On the first day, the couple that just got married goes to the old lady on the fifth floor. The old lady is in the shower so she turns off her pipe, puts on her robe, and goes to the door. The couple says 'Congratulate us, we just got married!' So the old lady congratulates them.
On the second day the couple that just got engaged goes to the old lady and she turns off her pipe then puts on her robe and goes to the door. The couple says 'Congratulate us, we just got engaged!' So the lady congratulated them.
On the third day the couple that had a baby goes to the old lady and she turns off her pipe, puts on her robe, and goes to the door, the couple says 'Congratulate us, we had a baby!' So the lady congratulated them.
On the fourth day the blind man goes to the old lady. Since she knew that he was blind she didn't put on her robe and went to the door. The man said 'Congratulate me, I'm not blind anymore!'

Submitted by Sassy