Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, Chicago, Los Angeles...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!