Computer Jokes

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


Windows 95 for my PC



On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .


2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




9 apps a crashin'

8 megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




11 instructions faulty

10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC




On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .




12 illegal operations

11 instructions faulty

10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 Megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC