Music Jokes

Q: What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.




Q: What's a tuba for?

A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.




Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who's driving?

A: The policeman




Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?

Friend: I hope so.




Q: How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.




Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

A: With a "tuba glue."