Music Jokes

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.




Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?

A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.




Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?

A: Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.




Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?

A: Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.




Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?

A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.




Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.




Orchestral trombonists count so much rest and play so many repeated figures that the sheep story also works.




Trombone: a slide whistle with delusions of granduer.