Travel Jokes

AUDI


Accelerates Under Demonic Influence


Always Unsafe Designs Implemented


All Un-informed Drivers Insulted


All Unnecessary Devices Installed


BMW


Big Money Works


Bought My Wife


Brutal Money Waster


BUICK


Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


CHEVROLET


Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


DODGE


Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater


Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FORD


Fix Or Repair Daily


Found On Road, Dead


Fast Only Rolling Downhill


GM


General Maintenance


GMC


Garage Man's Companion


HONDA


Had One Never Did Again


Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.


Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto


HYUNDAI


Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?


MAZDA


Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE


Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.


Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


SAAB


Send Another Automobile Back


TOYOTA


Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO


Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


VW


Virtually Worthless