Travel Jokes

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.


What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection.

The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.


Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance please."


Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man."


Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!"


Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference!?!"


The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.


Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop!!!?