Top List Jokes

The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding




"This is my tryout for Nascar."


"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."


"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"


"I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV."


"Cause those Gorditas rule."


"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."


"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."


"Umm..I'm drunk?"


"Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette "Uninvited" song!"