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Location: Clean Jokes ► Voicemail Jokes ► Answering Machine Message 134
Answering Machine Message 134

I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you.

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