Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.


Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.


Understands English as well as any parrot.


Used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


Useful as a chocolate teapot.


Useful as a football bat.


Useful as a hip pocket on a T-shirt.


Useful as a kickstand on a horse.


Useful as a mint-flavored suppository.


Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.


Useful as dinosaur repellent.


Useful as tits on a bullfrog / bull / boar-hog.


Uses all three functional neurons for his best work.


Uses his head best for rolling Easter eggs.


Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.






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