Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.


Still boots to DOS.


Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.


Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi".


Stocksy-babes. (A truly vile British-slang insult.)


Strong, like bull. Smart, like tractor. Beautiful, like KV-2. (A WWII era Russian tank.)


Stuck on the down escalator of life.


Stumped by anything child-proof.


Subtle as a well-thrown brick.


Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.


Supports nativist theories that man is formed from clay.


Surfing in Nebraska.


Switch is on, but no one's receiving.


Takes her 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".


Takes her an hour to cook minute rice.






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