Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later.


Prefers three left turns to one right turn.


Pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.


Produces a zero-length core dump.


Proof God has a sense of humor.


Proof of Einstein's theory that there is no limit to human stupidity.


Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.


Put a lens in each ear and you've got a telescope.


Puts a finger in his ear so the draft through his head isn't annoying.


Putting his brain on the edge of a razor blade would be like putting a pea on a six lane highway.


Qualifies for the mental express line -- five thoughts or less. -- MacNelly


Quotes entire letters/articles as responses and hides her one line of wisdom in the middle.


Racing fifty yards with a pregnant woman, he'd come in third.


Reading from an empty/blank/unformatted disk.


Reads her newspaper back-to-front.






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