Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can't exist in a vacuum.


Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world. -- Van Jacobson


Nice house but not much furniture / nobody lives there.


Nine pence in the shilling.


Nine rooms; no furniture.


Nineteen cents short of a paradigm.


No charge in her synapses.


No coins in the old fountain.


No filter in the coffeemaker.


No grain in the silo.


No hands on the rudder/yoke.


No hay in the loft.


No one at the throttle.


No wind in her mind's windmills.


Not all his dogs are barking.






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