Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Gets his orders from another planet.


Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section.


Gets parity errors under load.


Gives a lot of bull for somebody what ain't got no cattle.


Goalie for the dart team.


God might still use him for miracle practice.


God's favorite target for lightning strikes.


Goes with the flow... He's a bed wetter.


Good at quantum tunneling but not much else.


Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.


Got his brains as a stocking stuffer.


Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.


Guillotining him would make only an aesthetic difference.


Gyros are loose.


Habits explainable if he was raised by wolves.






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