Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.


Evidence for the theory of a missing link.


Failed the Turing test.


Fell out of the family tree.


Fifty-one cards short of a full deck.


Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol / pop gun / cap gun.


Finds a flat by swapping tires.


Finds canonical humor collections amusing.


Finds Sesame Street / knock-knock jokes challenging.


Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.


Fired her retro-rockets a little late.


Flaky.


Flat out like a lizard drinking.


Flying/landing on one engine.


Focused like a 12 gauge shotgun.






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