Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




A few shrimps short of a barbie.


A few spoons short of a full set.


A few straws shy of a bale.


A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.


A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.


A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.


A few volts below threshold.


A few yards short of the hole.


A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question?


A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.


A hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum.


A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.


A lap behind the field.


A little light in his loafers. (Apparently offensive to some? Sorry.)


A looney tune.






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