Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




$HOME = /dev/null.


3K RAM free, no EMS.


A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.


A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.


A 20th century man... The guy has no future.


A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.


A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.


A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.


A couple of slates short of a full roof.


A couplet short of a sonnet.


A cup and saucer short of a place setting.


A day late and a dollar short.


A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.


A doughnut short of being a cop.


A few beads short in her rosary.






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