Sports Jokes

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!


Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!


Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.


For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.


New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!!


They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"


Can't beat um...Eat um!!!!


If Tyson fights Golatta,is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?


In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!!


Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.


Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!