Sports Jokes

UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM

SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION

(Time Limit: 3 Weeks)



1. What language is spoken in France?



2. Give a dissertation on the ancient

Babylonian Empire with particular

reference to architecture, literature,

law and social conditions



-OR-



give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.



3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

(c) lead an army or

(d) WRITE A PLAY



4. What religion is the Pope? (please check

only one answer)

(a) Jewish

(b) Catholic

(c) Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic



5. Metric conversion. How many feet is

0.0 meters?



6. What time is it when the big hand is

on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?



7. How many commandments was Moses given?

(approximately)



8. What are people in America's far north

called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

(c) Northerners



9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton



10. Six kings of England have been called

George, the last one being George the

Sixth. Name the previous five.



11. Where does rain come from?

(a) Macy's

(b) a 7-11

(c) Canada

(d) the sky



12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory

of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no



13. What are coat hangers used for?



14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National

Anthem for what country?



15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of

Dynamic Equilibrium



-OR-



spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.



16. Where is the basement in a three story

building located?



17. Which part of America produces the

most oranges?

(a) New York

(b) Florida

(c) Canada

(d) Wisconsin



18. Advanced math.

If you have three apples how many apples

do you have?



19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.)

stand for?



*You must answer three or more questions

correctly to qualify*