Voicemail Jokes

John: Brad, will you get the phone?


Brad: (Sound of frantically clattering keyboard.) I can't! I'm playing Omega!


John: Ambar, will you get the phone?


Ambar: I can't! I'm late for work! (Sound of slamming door.)


John: Aimee, will you get the phone?


Aimee: (Sound of running water.) I can't! I'm in the shower!


John: Glenn, will you get the -- (disgusted) Ah, Glenn's in Denver. Please leave a message.