Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!


Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.




Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!


Shut up and drink it before it clots.




Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?


Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.




Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!


Shut up, we only have it once a month.




Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!


Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.