Sick Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!


Well throw some more gasoline on him then.




Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.


Shut up son and keep swimming.




Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?


Shut up son, you'll wake your father.




Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.


Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.




Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?


Shut up and reload.