Holiday Jokes

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues!


Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.

Now thats what you call pot luck!



What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?

Freeze a jolly good fellow !




What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !




Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar

Santa drives a rusty car

Press the starter

Press the choke

Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !




Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !




Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !




Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !




What does Father Christmas call his money ?

Iced lolly ?




What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?

Santa pause !