Voicemail Jokes

1: Hey, would you get the phone?


2: I got the phone last time. You get the phone!


1: Well, I'm on the computer right now, so will you get it?


2: I'm in the bathroom, and besides, you're closer anyway!


1: Nicole, you always pull this garbage when it's your turn to get it!


2: Well, just let the answering machine get it then!