Voicemail Jokes

Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if...


Matt: Steve, what are you doing?


Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here.


Matt: But you left the last one -- it's my turn.


Steve: No, I'm sure it's my turn.


Matt: No, you're wrong. It's definitely my turn.


Steve: You fool, I know it's... Wait... Matt... What are you doing with that frying pan? (BONK... THUD)


Matt: Steve is out right now, so please leave your name and number.