Science Jokes

Chemistry Wonderland




Gases explode, are you listenin'

In your rest tube, silver glistens

A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight

Walking in a chemistry wonderland.




Gone away, is the buoyancy

Here to stay, is the density

A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight

Walking in a chemistry wonderland.




In the beaker we will make lead carbonate

and decide if what's left is nitrate

My partner asks "Do we measure it in moles or grams?"

and I'll say, "Does it matter in the end?"




Later on, as we calculate

the amount, of our nitrate

We'll face unafraid, the precipitates that we made

walking in a chemistry wonderland.