Science Jokes

Test Tubes Bubbling

(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")




Test tubes bubbling in a water bath

Strong smells nipping at ypur nose.

Tiny molecules with their atoms all aglow

Will find it hard to be inert tonight.




They know that Chlorine's on its way

He's loaded lots of little electrons on his sleigh

And every student's slide rule is on the sly

To see if the teacher really can multiply.




And so I offer you this simple phrase

To chemistry students in this room

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry molecules to you.