Science Jokes

Why Don't We Mix Up the Two




(Tune, "Why don't we get drunk..."

with apologies to Jimmy Buffett)




I've got a pound of Cesium,

It's burning gently near.

The sky-blue flame looks lovely,

But it's noise I want to hear.

So darlin' bring some water,

A couple pints'll do.

And why don't we mix up the two?




Why don't we mix up the two?

'Cause Cesium and water,

Really make a wicked brew.

You say I've got a death wish,

But honey, I'm just blue.

So why don't we mix up the two?




---Songs of Cesium #29