Science Jokes

"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"


"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time."


"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you."


"I know the waitress who asked that, too. Her name's Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don't like you, she really Boltz, man. Women like that are never distributed normally among the population."


"What kind of Poisson would say something like this?"