School Jokes

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.


"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.


"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."


The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"


"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."