Voicemail Jokes

"The Check is in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovich:


Well hey how you doin'? Have a seat have a drink,


Boy it's good to see you what can I say,


Oh sorry got to run we'll get together again,


Say what was your name anyway?


Well we're working on the problem --


We'll get back to you soon,


Don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every afternoon for a year, maybe longer, keep in touch, thanks for dropping by and have a nice day.