Religious Jokes

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If all else fails


read the instructions


(The Bible)




Bumper Sticker:


Prepare for your FINALS


Read the Bible




Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.


Sarah: That's nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!




At an atheist funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.