Religious Jokes

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!




Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!




Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?

A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.




Q: Why did God create man before woman?

A: He didn't want any advice.




Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A: A roamin' Catholic!




Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!'

Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'




Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!