Redneck Jokes

You might be a reneck if...


You re-use dental floss to save money.


You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.


Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.


Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things."


You've ever shot a mouse inside your home. You might be a redneck Jedi if...


Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.


You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.


You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.


At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.


There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.