Redneck Jokes

You might be a reneck if...


You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.


Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.


Coons get into everyone else's trash but yours.


When you say, "Let's hit the hay," you actually MEAN it.


You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald's Extra Value Meal.


Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.


You think the tobacco companies have done nothing wrong.


You *have* a clawfoot bathtub.


You've ever been arrested for bootleggin'.


You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.