Redneck Jokes

You might be a reneck if...


You buy the lot next to your house because you need the room for all your "stuff" (cars, trucks building materials).


Your idea of new siding on the house is more tar paper.


The oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how else are you gonna pull the engine out of the old Dodge?)


Instead of locking the doors of your house, you keep a shotgun within reach, "just in case".


You consider pickled deer organs a delicacy.


You don't know what a redneck is.


You're still upset that they canceled "The Dukes of Hazzard".


You thought ER was ET's cousin.


You think a strip joint is where they disassemble cars.


You are in 6 grade and the only one in your family that can write your name.