Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if...


Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.


There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.


You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.


You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.


Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.


Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.


You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.


You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.


You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.


You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.