Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if...


Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.


Your dad is also your favorite uncle.


Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.


During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.


You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.


On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.


Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"


You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.


In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"


Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.